I wish I had an Australian accent

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

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Have more than you show,
Speak less than you know.
William Shakespeare  (via cutely-perverted)

clockworknite:

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this…

tattooalix:

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

forever reblog

tattooalix:

ograes:

whovian-hetalian:

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

forever reblog

Hear me out Disney

justbeinglizzidcp:

josephinedisney:

rememberingwalt:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Instead of a frozen ride, perhaps a house of mouse restaurant that has live entertainment, character dining and shows classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.

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I agree whole heartedly!

BOOST THE CRAP OUT OF THIS POST. This needs to happen

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spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.
J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via scottsobrien)
You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
Unknown (via yourlifeisyourmessage)
Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via difficult)
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*