friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
Just got my Maroon 5 tickets. FINALLY GET TO SEE...
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx: bythehammerofthor94: deadjohn: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men’s pants...
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
kiidiosa: colormecurved: julianplowden: -erecti0ns: High school student gives teacher a lesson. This guy deserves all of the awards. I don’t normally say this but… FOREVER FUCKING REBLOG Who is he?! I must meet him !!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Yes!!!
fightoffyourdarling: mynameisdario: IS THIS REAL my spirit animal
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant
lampsarepeopletoo: the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
hockeybroad: Good on Del Zotto for having a sense of humor about a ridiculously personal question.